Chicago Cubs’ Aramis Ramirez Wants To Steal Bases and I Want To Be the President

As a former boss of mine once said when I told him that I wanted a raise, "How does it feel to want?"

Well, Aramis Ramirez apparently wants something, and that something is to swipe a few bags.

While I probably have a better chance of dating Keeley Hazell than Ramirez does of becoming a base stealer, it just goes to show you what passes for news in the spring.

These spring training games are so riveting, so intense, that we find ourselves reading about a very injury-prone and slow third baseman wanting to become the next Rickey Henderson.

Hey, at least he isn't calling any...

Read Complete Article at Bleacher Report - Chicago Cubs
Article is property of BleacherReport.com