Chicago Cubs: Charlie Sheen’s Words of Wisdom for 102-Plus Years of Futility

March 9, 2011 by  

Like a bat out of hell, Charlie Sheen has become the Buddha for a new age.

Spouting deep philosophical banter on a second-by-second basis, he has become our generation's own Gary Busey (if Busey wasn't still kicking and screaming at Donald Trump on the new Celebrity Apprentice).

The man who made the "Wild Thing" song popular again and convinced countless of us young baseball players to carve lightning bolts into the back of our heads and wear ridiculous Roy Orbison glasses on the mound has now become a modern Laozi, spitting out the Tao of Sheen without hesitation.

Machete in hand, and Tiger's Blood filled to the brim in his persona...

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